At the Soopahmarkt

The further outside of Berlin you go, the battier the supermarkets get.

True Man's American Style Hot Dog

The folks at Meica have expropriated a classic American rite of passage: the one in which boys wrench open their first jar of hot dog, devour the contents and chug the brine.

But no bandoleers? Get real, folks.

Instant Vintage

Apparently this Burgunder hasn’t moved since last Halloween.

Throbbing spider bites add injury to insult for hapless bottom shelfers.

Trill: True and Real

In the Netherlands, they call it “parkietenvoeding”, while in the dirty south it’s “budgie food”.

As in, “We keep it TRILL up in this cage, mayn! Need that true and real, trill-ass food for my budgie.”