In Case of Emergency

There’s always a scumball machine close at hand on the streets of Berlin–but what about in those plentiful green spaces: forests, parks and waterways? What is one supposed to do out there in a pinch? 

Please relax yourselves, because what you see above is one of many strategically situated scumball surety stations. This particular one is conveniently perched atop the rather steep bank of a fast moving canal. Perhaps as an afterthought, the city has installed some sort of aquatic scumball retrieval device right next door.

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