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Dog Fæces Round-Up-Wrap-Up!

September 30, 2009
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Some of life’s mysteries are destined to be forever shrouded in doubt and ambiguity. But I am proud to announce that today we are one step closer to unraveling the secrets of Vertical Defecation. While the “how” remains a great unknown, we now at least know the “why”…

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Obedience!

The sign pictured above, discovered on our block, instructs dogs to please avoid the laws of gravity when defecating. For those of you who don’t speak German, the text reads “dog doody must not drop down–feel free to re-plaster the walls”.

May no dark corner of this earth elude the cleansing light of rational inquiry!

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